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Post by King_Tetiro on Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:27 am

Ladies and Gents! I present the What-If Machine!

The What-If Machine What_if_Machine

The rule of this game is simple. You ask a What-If question and you the next Poster answers the What-If quesiton. It can be as crude, rude, bizarre, bonkers or even sensible as you want it to be! :P

The point of the game is let off steam and just have a laugh! Mainly because when you ask the question, you have no idea who's going to answer it and what the outcome will be :P

So without further ado, let's start with a simple one

"What if Santa Monica just announced Crash, Spyro, Snake and Cloud as DLC for free?"

Have fun!
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Post by lpool1996moh on Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:10 pm

The forums would complain about everyone but cloud who they would proceed to caress.. ..somehow.

What if I had all the bitches.....
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Post by Kiwi on Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:16 pm

Then you'd have more bitches than I, my good man.


What if... People were fruit?
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Post by King_Tetiro on Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:49 pm

Humanity would become extinct because Fruit Monkeys...well...

What if Nintendo started running brothels?
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Post by lpool1996moh on Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:57 pm

Than Mario would be more of a bitch than he already is...my bitch.

What if Nintendo and Sony made a console together.
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Post by Kiwi on Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:59 pm

I would be so happy it's unreasonable.

What if... cacti had thumbs?
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Post by dragonfire111 on Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:05 pm

they would be prickly pickles

what if everyone wore kamina glasses
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Post by Kiwi on Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:44 pm

Then nobody would.
Because when everyone's Kamina... no one will be.


What if PSASBR got a Skullgirls rep?
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Post by lpool1996moh on Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:38 pm

see post 2.

What if we never get pasbr 2
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Post by quackerzacher on Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:57 pm

It will once again disappoint.

What if this game was actually able to compete with smash?
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Post by lpool1996moh on Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:03 pm

Look around you it really can. Only ignorant people say otherwise.

What if this thread wasn't about to get derailed...
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Post by King_Tetiro on Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:10 pm

This topic would carry on with an unhappy quackerzacher

What if there was a realistic/dark Pokemon game?
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Post by lpool1996moh on Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:12 pm

I would jizz everything. Oh and play it in public...more than I do now.

What if Nintendo bought rare back.
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Post by dragonfire111 on Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:23 pm

then nintendo would easily win next gen
what if all stars got some good DLC for once
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Post by lpool1996moh on Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:28 pm

We got kat and Emmett who play Better than most of the roster.

What if thq didn't die...
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Post by Pyro-Hem on Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:07 pm

THQ still would have died.

What if we actually are living in the Matrix? affraid
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Post by lpool1996moh on Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:10 pm

I WOULD BE MOTHERFUCKING NEO!
with a hotter girlfriend, the people around me would move their faces I wouldn't go blind I wouldnt get dragged into machine land at the end and I wouldn't let the awkward sex scene in 2 happen.

What I'd I still had all the bitches and also all the riches!
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Post by Count Mario on Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:12 pm

Then this would happen:



What if I was Crash Bandicoot and I was trying to escape with my bro Spyro from Activision's clutches to try and get into All-Stars?
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Post by lpool1996moh on Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:35 pm

Alex Mercer and generic cod guy would stop you.

What if I had bitches riches and economic stability....and a country. Doom loves his country
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Post by Count Mario on Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:48 pm

Then Superman would come in, take you to the United Nations, and rip your clothes off in front of national television like in Injustice issue 6.

What if I had a magical pencil that can draw anything to life?
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Post by Pyro-Hem on Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:51 pm

You'd draw money and bitchez for everybody except lpool... haha.

What if all fictional characters actually existed?
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Post by lpool1996moh on Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:53 pm

Then the military would attack you trying to capture them but one guy with smoke powers would escape

what if all comic books were bankrupt
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Post by King_Tetiro on Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:52 am

Then alot of comic book fans would be getting better grades in education

What is Dante was originally the New Dante instead of the Old Dante?
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Post by lpool1996moh on Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:54 pm

Then DmC woulda died fast. Or been massively successful

what if Xbox never exsisted.
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Post by dragonfire111 on Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:52 pm

then we wouldnt have the massive shooter genre oversaturation and also wouldnt have the dreaded dudebro gamer
what if square enix dicided to actually start workng on versus and cancel LR
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