The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

View previous topic View next topic Go down

The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by Count Mario on Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:22 am

Post about the levels, missions, boards, etc, in video games you've played. I'll start with mentioning the mission in Thieves in Time that has Bob Cooper work himself out back into shape with the supervision, wisdom, and support of "The Murray". Never have I witnessed such a grueling example of utter testosterone portrayed within the mere electronic viewing of a video game. Even though I had to repeat the latter section of this mission several times due to one BS gyro-sensor trial of balancing an egg for fifteen seconds, "The Murray"'s invigorating words sparked from his passion of masculinity provided me the raw willpower to withstand this ordeal to the very end. Lastly, a remix of the Rocky workout theme was playing, as if this couldn't get any more manlier.


Bob's Workout Mission:




Getting Stronger Theme:



Please, my fellow PA Stadium forumers, share with me your sensational tales of your journeys into manhood throughout your gaming careers.
avatar
Count Mario
Staff
Staff

PSN : CountMario
Posts : 7165
Join date : 2012-08-27
Age : 19
Location : Spider-Island Two

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by DP on Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:59 am

Fuck the trophy for not failing during the final section of that mission. Specifically because of mandatory sixaxis crap. What is this, 2006?

Anyway, the second heist in GTA V. AKA, the Sandy Shores bank heist. Not only does the set up for it involve a hilarious shouting match about hipsters and an angry race, the mission also entails one of the manliest moments in gaming: A bomb-squad outfit, infinite-health minigun segment. The end of the heist involves using a bulldozer to lift the three protags' bomb-squad-suited selves to safety.

Try to tell me that's not manly.
avatar
DP
Staff
Staff

PSN : DivinePaladin27
Posts : 6514
Join date : 2012-09-01
Age : 21
Location : Pennsylvania

View user profile http://GamingNewsHub.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by BigBox on Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:08 pm

The plane/desert level in, Uncharted 3.  Enough said.
avatar
BigBox
Metal Gear Ray
Metal Gear Ray

Posts : 2983
Join date : 2013-03-04
Location : Irvine, California

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by this_is_marko on Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:40 pm

Any moment where this hunk of testosterone graces the screen

avatar
this_is_marko
Lombax
Lombax

PSN : this_is_Marko
Posts : 1090
Join date : 2012-10-13

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by BigBox on Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:48 pm

this_is_marko wrote:Any moment where this hunk of testosterone graces the screen

avatar
BigBox
Metal Gear Ray
Metal Gear Ray

Posts : 2983
Join date : 2013-03-04
Location : Irvine, California

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by Piratemankelly on Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:50 pm

Any level in a game based on either Jojo's Bizarre Adventure or Fist of the North Star, but that's cheating because it's not strictly videogame.

I never played the game, but the Meat Circus from Psychonauts sounds like it can't be anything except manly. I am also pretty fond of just about any mission in Halo: ODST for being manly in that you aren't a Spartan but you're still tearing through zoos, cityscapes, datahives, and highways full of Covenant like you are.

Oh, Lust from Dante's Inferno is literally the manliest level I've ever played. Get it?
Nudge nudge wink wink. :
Because it's a giant penis?
avatar
Piratemankelly
Chimera
Chimera

Posts : 532
Join date : 2013-03-01
Age : 21
Location : Easton, PA

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by BladedgeX on Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:50 pm



Barring the dialogue, the fight itself was on extreme levels of manliness.
avatar
BladedgeX
Staff
Staff

PSN : BladeXTails
Posts : 1444
Join date : 2012-08-27
Age : 23
Location : NJ

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by BigBox on Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:11 pm

avatar
BigBox
Metal Gear Ray
Metal Gear Ray

Posts : 2983
Join date : 2013-03-04
Location : Irvine, California

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by lpool1996moh on Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:15 pm

BladedgeX wrote:

the fight itself was on extreme levels of manliness, Especially the Dialogue
FIFY 

so i'ma just going to throw this out there....i'm nominating God of War. All of it.
avatar
lpool1996moh
All-Star
All-Star

PSN : lpool1996moh
Posts : 7891
Join date : 2012-08-27
Age : 21
Location : Ireland

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by Count Mario on Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:49 pm

Even this, lpool?

Ghost of Sparta Orgy:



Or this:

Aphrodite's Chamber:



Dat divine incestual cheating while being watched by two bisexual women sex.
avatar
Count Mario
Staff
Staff

PSN : CountMario
Posts : 7165
Join date : 2012-08-27
Age : 19
Location : Spider-Island Two

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by lpool1996moh on Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:53 pm

what is more manly than fucking many women? pretty much nothing.
avatar
lpool1996moh
All-Star
All-Star

PSN : lpool1996moh
Posts : 7891
Join date : 2012-08-27
Age : 21
Location : Ireland

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by Count Mario on Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:57 pm

Nope, this:


Infamous 2 Best Cutscene:


avatar
Count Mario
Staff
Staff

PSN : CountMario
Posts : 7165
Join date : 2012-08-27
Age : 19
Location : Spider-Island Two

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by lpool1996moh on Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:14 pm

thats brotherly. not manly.
avatar
lpool1996moh
All-Star
All-Star

PSN : lpool1996moh
Posts : 7891
Join date : 2012-08-27
Age : 21
Location : Ireland

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by Count Mario on Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:21 pm

Why can''t it be both?

Anyways, this:


DK Punches the Moon:


avatar
Count Mario
Staff
Staff

PSN : CountMario
Posts : 7165
Join date : 2012-08-27
Age : 19
Location : Spider-Island Two

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by BigBox on Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:28 pm

lpool1996moh wrote:what is more manly than fucking many women? pretty much nothing.
God of War VI: The Missing Child Support Check
avatar
BigBox
Metal Gear Ray
Metal Gear Ray

Posts : 2983
Join date : 2013-03-04
Location : Irvine, California

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by DP on Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:08 pm

Lpool, real men don't cry when their daughter is killed (by them). I remember that commercial. Fucking pussy.
avatar
DP
Staff
Staff

PSN : DivinePaladin27
Posts : 6514
Join date : 2012-09-01
Age : 21
Location : Pennsylvania

View user profile http://GamingNewsHub.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by lpool1996moh on Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:10 pm

wasn't in the game though. he didn't cry in the game. he yelled at the sky, letting testosterone course through his veins curse Ares with every breath, which he somehow still had giving all  the aforementioned bellowing at the sky he was doing.
avatar
lpool1996moh
All-Star
All-Star

PSN : lpool1996moh
Posts : 7891
Join date : 2012-08-27
Age : 21
Location : Ireland

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by BladedgeX on Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:21 am

@Count: Punching the moon? How about obliterating it?

avatar
BladedgeX
Staff
Staff

PSN : BladeXTails
Posts : 1444
Join date : 2012-08-27
Age : 23
Location : NJ

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by dragonfire111 on Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:50 pm

no mandude is the most manly
avatar
dragonfire111
King of Dreamland
King of Dreamland

PSN : dragonfire111
Posts : 3443
Join date : 2012-08-27
Age : 25
Location : Everywhere yet Nowhere

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Most MANLY Levels In Gaming

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum